Today is your Lucky Day!

 It’s here!!! It’s finally here, 08-08-2008!!!  Whoo hoo!  Rock on!!  As you may or may not already know, this is THE luckiest day ever.  Forget doing the obvious things like getting married or buying lottery tickets, one should test their luck in other ways.  ‘Cause today is YOUR ONE DAY to go for it!!!  I came up with a quick list to get you started…

  • Pet a wild tiger
  • Look in a mirror and say “Candyman” 5 times
  • Tell your boss to “Take this job and shove it”
  • Pay full price to see “The Love Guru”
  • Tell a pack of teenage girls that you think Miley Cyrus is stupid and annoying
  • Dust off the Ouija board and hold a good old-fashioned séance
  • Pay people with green Post-It “I.O.U.’s”
  • Walk around with a clearly visible bottle of whiskey and take a hearty swig while nodding at the cops that patrol the streets
  • Fill your mouth with an entire pack of Pop Rocks and then guzzle some Pepsi
  • Use .41 cent stamps

Happy 08-08-08 to you,

Happy 08-08-08 to you,

Happy 08-08-08 deearrrr yooouuuuu,

Hap-py 08-08-08 toooo yoouuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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