Um…stewardess, can I get some extra Ferragamo eye cream, my Givenchy duvet cover needs fluffing… and another glass of the bubbly? Thx!

  I know we are all super occupied with the 44-pound cat from N.J., and who Kate Hudson will date next, both crucial issues.  But has anyone noticed that the U.S. airlines and their quality of service has (all the clichés I want to use here—plummeted, spiraled downward, etc. seem in bad taste, so I’ll just say “gone bye-bye”)—while two international airlines recently introduced massive flying palaces (well, practically)…feast your eyes on the loveliness:





Yeah, I know.  

Trust me when I say: even more spectacular in person!

Yet, here in AMERICA, the basic flying luxuries (water, peanuts, limp pillows) have been ripped from our weary traveling hands.   It’s only a matter of time before flying from coast-to-coast whittles down to this:



 Or this:


You know…come to think of it, I bet either of these modes of transportation would actually be faster, given the relentless incompetence of the airline industry.

Hmmm…maybe I’m on to something brilliant and totally useful here…

…oh, yeah…

…I definitely think I am.

As usual.






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